<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Raised Eyebrow Daily</title><link>https://raised-eyebrow-daily.pages.dev/</link><description>Deadpan moods, dangerous hints and advice with a smirk.</description><language>en</language><item><title>Mood of the Day: Unimpressed, but Willing to Be Convinced</title><link>https://raised-eyebrow-daily.pages.dev/unimpressed-but-willing-to-be-convinced/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://raised-eyebrow-daily.pages.dev/unimpressed-but-willing-to-be-convinced/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2026 03:54:07 GMT</pubDate><description>Today&#39;s forecast is mild contempt with a fifteen percent chance of being won over.</description></item><item><title>Today&#39;s Tease: He Said He Hates Small Talk, Then Stayed Four Hours</title><link>https://raised-eyebrow-daily.pages.dev/he-hates-small-talk-stayed-four-hours/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://raised-eyebrow-daily.pages.dev/he-hates-small-talk-stayed-four-hours/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2026 03:54:07 GMT</pubDate><description>A man who announced his allergy to small talk proceeded to prove it by never once talking small.</description></item><item><title>Tip: Stop Playing Hard to Get and Try Hard to Notice</title><link>https://raised-eyebrow-daily.pages.dev/stop-playing-hard-to-get-try-hard-to-notice/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://raised-eyebrow-daily.pages.dev/stop-playing-hard-to-get-try-hard-to-notice/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 03:54:07 GMT</pubDate><description>A dry instruction to trade tactics for attention, which is harder and works better.</description></item><item><title>Mood of the Day: Pretending Not to Smile at My Phone</title><link>https://raised-eyebrow-daily.pages.dev/pretending-not-to-smile-at-my-phone/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://raised-eyebrow-daily.pages.dev/pretending-not-to-smile-at-my-phone/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2026 03:54:07 GMT</pubDate><description>A forecast of controlled composure with intermittent leaks at the corners of the mouth.</description></item><item><title>Today&#39;s Tease: The Compliment I Refused to Accept Gracefully</title><link>https://raised-eyebrow-daily.pages.dev/the-compliment-i-refused-to-accept-gracefully/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://raised-eyebrow-daily.pages.dev/the-compliment-i-refused-to-accept-gracefully/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2026 03:54:07 GMT</pubDate><description>A compliment arrived, and Katya handled it like a parcel she suspected was ticking.</description></item><item><title>Tip: Send the Meme, Then Send the Real Message Two Minutes Later</title><link>https://raised-eyebrow-daily.pages.dev/send-the-meme-then-the-real-message/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://raised-eyebrow-daily.pages.dev/send-the-meme-then-the-real-message/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 03:54:07 GMT</pubDate><description>A two-step instruction for saying something honest without losing your dignity.</description></item></channel></rss>